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I downloaded my copy of "Full Frontal Stupidity" and absolutely love it. I was getting antsy waiting for Barry's random medicinal blog submissions (not frequent enough for me...should be at least 3-times-a-day). I'm still reading the book but have to take "stop laughing breaks." My favorite story thus far is his review of the movie "Thor." Barry, where were you when I had depression?


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Full Frontal Stupidity Barry Parham 9781475092462 Books Reviews

Barry's humor is priceless! His humorous accounts are absolutely outstanding. I wouldn't miss him for anything. Check out his Facegook page. Love him!
I waited with feigned patience for my copy of "Full Frontal Stupidity" to arrive. Each day when I heard the mail truck I went out to meet it. Then the day came. I walked out to the truck just as the postman was scanning a bubble wrap envelope. "Oh, I know what that is," I said. "That's the book I've been waiting on."

"Oh, you're going to read?" he asked.

I resisted the urge to say, "Oh heavens, no! I buy them there books and hold `em up to my forehead like Johnny Carson used to do when he did that Carmack the Magnificent thing. All I'm missin' is a back tooth and a funny hat and cape like he had."

That was the preamble to my tearing open the envelope and making preparations to settle in and read Barry Parham's newest book, "Full Frontal Stupidity." With the author's "The Middle Age of Aquarius" already under my Carmack hat, I knew when I opened the book that I would have none of the answers to any of the questions and I would need lots of tissues for tear duct leakage.

I turned off the TV, tuned out the world and began a journey into the recesses of Barry Parham's "take no prisoners" style of humor. The problem is that I'm not good at multi-tasking, ergo keeping my eyes open wide enough to read while laughing and rocking back and forth like Rosemary's Baby was impossible. So putting the book down from time to time while I tried to regain some kind of composure was a must. And that was just while I read the first 62 pages, and by that time, tears were streaming down my face and dehydration was becoming a real possibility.

But the laughter didn't stop there. "Great Colons in US History (Never underestimate a Queen & her money)" opened doors and took me places even Carmack wouldn't have thought to go. And when Parham says, "Oh, it gets better," take the necessary precautions and read on.

I must tell you, laughing like a person shedding a wrap-around blazer and breathing normally are two other functions I can't perform simultaneously. Because of this lack of coordination, I lost touch with reality and maybe consciousness for a short time, while reading, "Chez Oog's Raw Bar (A history lesson, including the first ever "Here, smell this.") "Let me ask you something. At dinner parties, have you ever been offered any food that can also, for medicinal purposes, be shoved in a mule's nose? I mean, lately?"

From ancient times, to Cristobal Colon (tee hee), to holius mackeralus, to cul de sac wind tunnels, to breast feeding coordinators, it's a doggoned hysterical look back at the way it was and the way it is. A way to laugh at everything and most everyone, not use drugs and still hallucinate, learn to try and not make sense of anything that comes out of Congress or the present administration, and understand that "Full Frontal Stupidity" is universal. And because you can't fix stupid, this book is your laugh guide to the future.

Thank you, Barry Parham, for this wonderful over-the-top hilarious book. I won't even bill you for the breathing apparatus and coordinating inflatable laugh-o-monitor I had to purchase!
Mr Parham's latest book "Full Frontal Stupidity" Is a delightful read!! I laughed till I cried. Having read several of his books, I can honestly say Mr. Parham consistently delivers a fresh new approach to Politics, men, women and anything else that comes into his creative mind...I am patiently awaiting his next masterpiece. Congratulations Mr. Parham, you have broken the laughter record!!!
Three days ago, I bought this after reading Mr. Parham's witty remarks on a blog. Delightful humor! If you're looking for a series of great chuckles, this is a wonderful choice. I got mine for my .
Please do not read this with anything in your mouth,danger of 'splurting liquids' everywhere.I literally choked laughing whilst reading,& covered my in coffee, even though as a Brit & not fully understanding all the political & cultural references,I still found it hysterically funny. Will definitely be watching for the next book
I downloaded my copy of "Full Frontal Stupidity" and absolutely love it. I was getting antsy waiting for Barry's random medicinal blog submissions (not frequent enough for me...should be at least 3-times-a-day). I'm still reading the book but have to take "stop laughing breaks." My favorite story thus far is his review of the movie "Thor." Barry, where were you when I had depression?